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Synthetic organic chemist for hire

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Synthetic organic chemist with 6+ years research experience. Can provide tutoring, consultation, as well as assistance with lab work or hobby projects. My educational background is thorough but highly unconventional, and as such my resume likely does not fully reflect my capabilities as a chemist. It is also for this reason that I offer my services for significantly cheaper than your average “professional” chemist, though I am no less qualified.

Some finished projects I’ve worked on:
-Discovery and synthesis of novel apigenin adducts (did this one on a small bookshelf, cold)
-Extraction of (nearly) pure caffeine from green tea leaf trimmings
-Miscellaneous culinary projects

Current projects:
- Discovery and synthesis of novel, antimicrobial compound based on ethanol, with hopes of use as a safe food preservative
-Investigations into the possibility of heatless nuclear fusion, using a novel model of electrostatics of my own design, inspired by the mid-17th-century work of Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz.

This should go without saying, but I must stress the legitimacy of my business and my zero-tolerance policy for any sort of illicit activity. I will only synthesize compounds or assist in projects that are in line with US laws.

Do send me an email detailing what sort of assistance you require. Looking forward to working together!

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