They say money can’t buy happiness,
but for $899, you can get Lucky — which is basically the same thing.
He’s part comedian, part cuddle expert, and part personal therapist.
He’ll listen to your secrets, steal your socks, and judge your cooking (lovingly).
Housebroken-ish, emotionally supportive, and ridiculously photogenic.
Take him home before I change my mind — because honestly,
he’s priceless. 💛