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Get better first dates with a professionally crafted profile!!

Do you want to know the key to successful online dating? No, it is not just about having the perfect photo, although, that one with your dog doesn't hurt. No, the key to finding soon-to-be marital bliss on the internet is to craft the perfect online profile.

I get it, you're busy trying to take over the world and running all over the city. But that is no excuse for listing your personality traits and hobbies in bullet form. You are a human being, not a charming studio located in the heart of Barcelona. Save the lists for Airbnb.

While you may have a lot to offer, but if you don't articulate it properly, you may find yourself drowning in a sea of horrible first dates. Or, maybe you are already there. I'm not judging. In fact, that's where I come in.

While I can't promise you true and everlasting love, I can craft a profile that is guaranteed to attract someone that you actually want to date. Giving you the opportunity to give the block button a rest and enjoy meeting some new people for a change. Where it goes from there is up to you.

Interested? Good! Please respond to this post with a screenshot of your current profile. From there, we'll discuss your dating goals, set a rate, and hopefully set you on the path towards your last first date.

Happy Swiping!

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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