I’m a clean, quiet, respectful female ESL teacher looking to rent a room with one female roommate who shares the same qualities. No smoking, drinking, drugs, partying, guests, or pets. The room must have a window with natural light. Building with elevator and laundry preferred. Commute: up to 45 minutes (or shorter) to Penn Station. Budget: $800–$1,000/month, utilities included. Don’t send me irrelevant questions or places that don’t match what I just explained.