I'm just gonna lay it on the line here good people of Craigslist.... I've never wanted anything more in life than to move to NYC. I feel it in my soul. However, and I know this doesn't put me at the top of the "most appealing" list, I'm flat busted. I've hit a rut in life. Spiritually, physically, emotionally and most importantly, financially. I just need that one chance to get my foot in the door. It could be a 6×6 room under your stairs for all I care... A large closet big enough to sleep in. If I could just get that lodging long enough to find employment (which I won't stop until I find something...even fast food or dog walking )... I would pay you back WITH interest. It's my dream to live in the City and I'm not giving up. Now I know some of you will reach out as a joke...or with something so ridiculously gay it would make the Ghost of Prince blush with modesty...like rubbing oil on your butt cheeks and feeding you grapes with nipple tassels on.... And that's fine. I know this is a crazy sounding request and it's honestly my last ditch effort at trying to get there. This is my 50 yard bomb with 2 seconds left on the clock....hoping some kind soul with the generosity of a spare room will catch the ball and end this nightmare I'm currently in.
Of course if you have any odd jobs or some kind of work needing done in your apartment/condo/house... I will gladly get to work on it until I can repay your kindness with cash. Fingers crossed and God bless you all.