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The Kommunity Kazoo Kommando Korps Wants YOU! Mock-Military Protest Band (NYC) (New York)
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Can you hum into a tube?
Can you follow vague directions?
Can you disrupt systems of power through deeply unserious means?
The Kommunity Kazoo Kommando Korps
Wants YOU!
No musical training required. No uniform. No decorum.
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ATTENTION, CHAOTIC-GOOD AGENTS OF ABSURDITY!
Picture it: You’re walking through Penn Station. A pair of camo-clad mall cops strut past.
You could just roll your eyes…
Or—you could troll them with a kazoo rendition of the Imperial March.
We, the Kommunity Kazoo Kommando Korps, believe the world is absurd—and not in a fun way.
So we respond accordingly: with noise, with satire, with chaos in tempo.
We are the punchline to their lie.
We are the soundtrack of their collapse.
We are the kazoo that honks in the dark.
We are a mock-military musical brigade—part satire, part protest, all noise. Our weapons: toy instruments (Kazoos, naturally. But also slide whistles, bike horns, tin drums, recorders…the plastic fantastic-er, the better)
No skill required. Only commitment to radical mockery of authoritarian overreach…and the ability to hum.
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Our Mission:
Dismantling fascist vibes with absurdist fanfare and tactical mockery
Our Motto:
Disrupt. Confuse. Annoy.
Join if you:
• Dream of playing Baby Elephant Walk outside a courthouse
• Believe humor is a weapon
• Want to troll the powerful… with a soundtrack
• Think “Dada, but make it music” sounds like a movement.
• All are welcome
We’re also recruiting skilled musicians and band geeks with mischief in their hearts: arrangers, conductors, tin whistlers, toy accordionists, etc.
Sound ridiculous? Good. That’s exactly the point.
Email with your name, preferred weapon (instrument), and any medals of dishonor you’d like to share.