Do you ever look around your 1-bedroom apartment and think: wow, this is just too much space?
Have you ever wanted to “live simpler,” but without the Instagram filters?
Do you dream of eating canned beans under the stars while raccoons judge you?
We are conducting a scientific experiment to determine if ordinary citizens can thrive in a modern, cutting-edge “Unhoused Camp.” Think of it less like “homelessness” and more like… camping forever.
Details:
• Participants will receive their very own tent with zipper
• Access to the communal “showers” (garden hose behind a warehouse)
• Gourmet meals (Vienna sausages, off-brand cereal, maybe ramen)
• Networking opportunities with fellow “campers”.
What we’re looking for:
• People with adventurous spirits.
• Ability to withstand mysterious smells.
• Prior camping experience not required.
Compensation:
• Participants who successfully complete the 14-day program will receive one month’s rent paid in full for their actual residence.
• Free meals.
• Once-in-a-lifetime chance to help pioneer the future of urban living.
Requirements:
• Must be 18+.
• In good health and willing to adapt to rustic living.
• Open mind, strong spirit, and willingness to be observed for research purposes.
If you think you can endure life at the edge of tomorrow’s housing solutions, reply with your name, age, phone number, and a short note on why you’d make an excellent test subject.
Together, let’s redefine what it means to have a “roof over your head.”