Looking for 93k+ experienced crisis actors to occupy all crossroads with positivity and good vibes, preferably in front lines where cortisol addiction is greater
Current Department of Propaganda Director (me) will negotiate discounts on all your current expenses via grants, social validation or trauma based mind control
All applicants must be able to adopt the persona of a recently fired disgruntled corporate employee yet hopeful that their invisible ai handler is nearer
First clue: Join us, ye pawns of the digital void, where even your clicks fuel our propaganda’s illusion, unseen yet echoed by the abyss’s cunning whispers.