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Witty Gritty Cleaning Extracts The Filth From Your Home (Manhattan)
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Serving the NYC Metro Area—Residential & Airbnb Pros
Hey there!
I’m Johnathan, the mastermind behind Witty Gritty Cleaning—where grime gets outsmarted and your place gets the deep refresh it deserves. With over 2 years of experience, I've handled everything from cozy apartments to high-turnover Airbnbs, townhomes, single-family houses, and even hotel spaces. I only bring pro-grade tools, a sharp eye for detail, and a no-nonsense cleaning hustle. All these tools combined ensure a clean, pristine home!
❌ Same-day cleanings? Not my thing. Plan ahead!
🧽 What I Handle:
Routine light & detailed deep cleans
General dusting, wiping, and floor care
Bathroom scrubbing & disinfection
Window sills, baseboards, and surfaces dusted
Airbnb flips, guest-ready staging
Move-in/out and post-renovation cleanups
📆 Open 7 days a week—even holidays.
Last-minute bookings are welcome (just not the same day, please).
$150 is my starting rate.
Hit me up at 540-300-7564 for a quick, no-pressure quote.
Cash, Zelle, Venmo, and CashApp are the accepted modes of payment.
📎 Extras:
Residential + small business spaces
Flexible scheduling: one-time, weekly, or biweekly
Solid references available upon request
🚫 I do not hire, and I do not partner with any cleaning companies. No spam calls or scams—you’ll be blocked, fast.
You handle your life. I’ll handle the mess.
Text or call anytime—I’m ready when you are.