One thing about this bed frame is that it is a bed frame!
Purchased on Jeff Bezo's Amazon several years ago, this bed frame has seen better days but also has many good days yet to live. It was advertised as "gold" but is in fact more of a brassy brown (see pic for reference). Heads up: my movers damaged one of the bars (it's bent) but it still works ok. Take one tiny step up from your Ikea situation for the very reasonable price of free.
Comes with most nuts and bolts (more than I can say for myself) - a few got lost along the way but I never once ended up on the floor.
Dog not included but open to offers such as generational wealth or a trade for a brownstone.