My name is Chaos. I'm a level 1 mad scientist, just starting my mad science career. I want to ultimately get to level 5, meaning societal transformation. But I've got a long way to go. I don't even have any minions yet.
That's where you come in.
I'm looking for minions to help me execute a dizzying array of projects, experiments and adventures. Our mission is to make the world a more fun and meaningful place for humans to live out our brief lives.
This is a volunteer position, but you will be paid HANDSOMELY in: 1) honor and glory, 2) adventure, 3) fun, 4) meaning.
If you're curious about being my minion, please write a short letter describing why you think you'd make a great minion, and any relevant experience. If I deem you worthy, I'll invite you to learn more about the minion position and participate in my EXTREMELY RIGOROUS and GRUELING application process.
Yours Truly,
Chaos