I am sad to say that I can no longer make the trip up from Baltimore to see my new favorite comic. I'm sure there will be other chances for me, but perhaps this, right here, is a chance for YOU?
I got a premium seat, I'm not trying to gouge anyone and land them in the nosebleeds. I did tack about $10 on to the original price, because demand... and I'm a lil salty I won't be going honestly. I promise you I'm not a scammer.
I accept ZELLE and PAYPAL ONLY. I'll forward you the email with the QR coded admission upon receipt.
I hope whoever gets this ticket (perhaps another theatre adult??) will be blessed with the chance to sing live on stage! It really looks like a cool time fr, I'm super mad I'm not going. Have the best time for me, please.