i had some huge-sized fuckbuddies when i lived in LA, and i'm looking for the same here.
i love to get my hole stretched by some pounding cock.
i can take ANY sized cock, as i have several dildos that i use when there isnt a hung top to open my hole.
(the chad hunt is my favorite)
the best for me is the thick ones though. (my last fuckbuddy in LA was 8" thick.)
if you're not thick but long (like 9 -plus) thats perfect too.
poppers are cool i dont do anything else.
any races are good, sknny guys, muscle guys, (not into big bears though, sorry)
the main thing is that you have a thick or very thick cock. (or a long one)
as long as you're ready to fuck my hole, im ready to take it.
i can host (im in chelsea) or i can cum to you.
if you have hung buddies, you can share my hole too. the more the better.
Now, I'm thinking its got to be me. I must put out the vibe to attract the losers, the drug addicts, the morbidly obese, the mentally ill, and the terminally ill (all descriptions are accurate). I'm certainly NOT perfect and can sympathize. I get lonely like everyone else. Its also that I might just fear conflict and don't want to call a complete stranger on the absolute bullshit they have been deluding themselves. But, when you make a date with me (or anyone) please, please try and remember these key points if they apply to you...
1) If you are obese, please say so. Don't say you are "curvy". Just be honest. It'll save a lot of time and awkwardness.
2) If you are overweight/obese, please don't go out of your way to say that you are in good shape and talk about how much fat people disgust you. Distancing yourself in your mind from people of your own kind does not magically make you thinner, and it doesn't fool me.
3) If you are TERMINALLY ILL please say so in your ad or in your follow up emails. I know this is a hard thing to do, I can't imagine what you are going though. But Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm in the scene in fight club where the cancer patient is asking for sex partners. Part of me wanted to laugh and the other wanted to cry. I give you kudos for getting out there and trying it, but its not what I'm looking for. Some prior notice would have been nice.
4) Are you on prescription medication for mental illness? Please, I don't want to date you. Its nothing against you. Its just that you probably have better things to do then look for dates than on craigs. Therapy for example. Having one or two dates with someone manic seems really nice in the beginning, but then it just goes bad...strange.
5) Older Women. I expect you to lie about your age. Nearly everyone does. I'm also open to an older, sexy woman. You have the mature, knows what she wants thing going on. Thats hot! Whats not hot is you sending me a photo from 20 years ago in a poorly lit diner at 3am on a night you may have been attractive. "Look at that young man taking his grand mother for a walk, wonderful". Please, spare us both the awkward looks from passerby.
6) Have you had MAJOR FACIAL RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY since your photo was taken? I'm used to women doctoring their photos. Weird angles, lighting, all sorts of shit. But, this one threw me. I stood there slack jawed and staring. What? She asked. Uh...you are so much prettier than your photograph. This was my actual repsonse. So, I partially deserve dealing with that particular persons problems.
No more I say! (Who am I kidding right? If that was true I would just stop looking at here. I probably will after this ad is posted).
I think most of you reading this fit one of if not many of these categories. This is not an insult. These are just my results over the past time I've been attempting dating off here. Despite my venting, I'm totally sure I'm putting out a weird vibe and that are perfectly lovely girls here interested in meeting normal, good looking guy sand seeing what happens. Regardless, I wish everyone luck.
F That!!! suck out all the cash you can NOW before the next wave of this crash and stop making payments on the CC and the underwater mortgages which are owned too by the same banks and Hedge Funds and CDO investors etc...then them fight among themselves for the non existant cash flows that don't back these CC or the declining asset values of the houses that back the underwater morgages that are still going down and will be for a few years...
SUCK out all the cash you can from your CC and use it to buy food, UST, gold etc FUCK the banks.....don't throw your money after bad into the cesspools of these banks
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The moves are not exactly part of CEO Tim Armstrong’s “Project Everest,” which he has said is designed to look at streamlining roughly 10 individual teams at the company, one source told paidContent.
While today’s cuts are spread across AOL’s various departments, it might best best to think of them as “pre-Everest,” the source said, as that project is much broader.
In speaking with AOL staffers, Armstrong basically laid out the reason for the layoffs as reflecting the company’s cost problems, along with its revenue challenges. So in that sense, the layoffs’ timing had a bit more to do with the 23 percent revenue decline AOL posted last week as part of Time Warner’s Q3 earnings report.
Armstrong has indicated that the cuts would probably take until early next year to complete, so consider this the next step, but not the final one, as AOL gets closer to spinning off from parent Time Warner.
Overall, 1,000 of AOL’s roughly 6,000-member workforce could lose their jobs by the time the staff reductions are done.
In addition to layoffs, Kara reports that Armstrong will also consider offering buyouts, as a way to cushion the blow from the cuts.
However, sources cautioned that AOL has not made any decisions on whether to offer voluntary buyouts.
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AOL is expected to complete mass layoffs after its spinoff from Time Warner is complete, supposedly by the end of this year. But it sounds like some cuts are too obvious to wait.
One hundred firings is modest for a company of around 6,000 workers; AOL continues to work on "Project Everest" to plan the rest, our tipster said.
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I'm a single white male, 25 years old, 6', 180 lbs, brown hair and eyes, educated, nice Jewish looks. I work in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn and generally like to hang out in Brooklyn on weekends. I can be sarcastic but not to the point of insult or disrespect. I like animals and get along well with most everyone. I don't care about your color or religion but I'd prefer if you had good lifestyle habits and are cute, like, sexy-cute with a twinkle in your eye.
Rule 1: You can't convince anyone to swing. If you don't have good enough communications with your partner to ask them how they feel about foursomes or some other kinky act, forget it. Ads by guys asking a couple to "pretend like we're old friends or a random couple that starts talking about sex at a bar we'll be at" are embarrassing and pathetic. BE HONEST. Simply bring up the topic and see how she (usually the guy initiates this) responds. "I know this is kind of weird," you might venture, "but have you ever thought about group sex? I would love to watch another guy fucking you." If she says it's kinda hot, you may be on your way. If not, drop it. If you really need sex with new people that badly, dump her until you find another slut like you. Or cheat. Cheating is better than pressuring someone into having sex when they're not into it.
Rule 2: Most "couples" on Craigslist are in fact single men pretending to be couples. Who knows why they do it, whether it's to collect photos (like porn isn't free) or whatever. Fortunately, it's not hard to weed out these assholes. Make clear in your posts or when you're responding to another couple's posts your process: first exchange photos (face pics, nothing X-rated), then set a playdate, then female-to-female "voice verification" (your girl calls their girl to make sure everyone's on the same page). Single guys will often communicate in short declarative sentences and requests: "Send body pics." Real couples will express themselves in significant detail from the start, explaining who they are and what they're looking for, their schedule and where they live, limits, etc. Real couples don't need a lot of photos from you; repeated requests for more pics mean a single guy or a couple that isn't serious.
Rule 3: Most actual couples on Craigslist WILL flake out. Weeding out single men doesn't get you all that much closer to a hot night of watching another dude fuck your girlfriend while his wife is riding you. Newbie couples set dates and cancel at the last second due to cold feet, whereas others won't show simply because it started raining. The good news is, you can greatly curtail the chances of being stood up. Voice verify. Confirm the date the day before. If you don't hear back promptly and enthusiastically, that's a bad sign. The main thing: don't make dates with couples out of your league. Model-quality couples have too many choices; they will make five dates for the same night and pick their fave. Pick a safe couple, one whose looks are perhaps not quite as hot as yours. They'll show. A real live couple with a little fat beats a fake no-show every time. (Countervailing point: legitimate excuses DO come up.)
Rule 3: Threesomes suck. They are HARDER than foursomes. Newbie couples tend to want single females for threesomes. Even if you find one—they exist but they're rare—they can be real trouble. Threesomes are inherently unequal. Swinging should always be about everyone getting the same thing; if you're both willing to have sex with the other couple's opposite sex partner, it's not cool if their girl is only willing to kiss or soft swap. Start with a foursome; graduate to threesomes later if you want...but really, just don't think about it.
Rule 4: Sex clubs involve LESS pressure than foursomes. If you go to someone's house, they're going to expect you to fuck them. And rightly so. A swing club is more like a cocktail party; you can always excuse yourselves to go to the bar or bathroom. No one expects anything; they have other people to seduce. If you just want to watch and feel the vibe, it's the best way to go. Weird, huh? But true.
Rule 5: It's easier to jump into cold water than to go in a little at a time. Make your first experience a full swap. Soft swaps are seriously lame. They cause conflicts because one pair will get carried away and fuck while the other sticks to the "rules." Don't make silly rules, like "no kissing." It's sex. Have fun. Moan. Make love. Fuck the shit out of a stranger. Remember, the sun will come up tomorrow. Nothing is going to change just because some guy came inside your lady.
Rule 6: Don't choose another inexperienced couple. An experienced, probably older, couple, will walk you through the process. If you're 25, try 35. If you're 35, try 45. And so on. We enjoy couples in their 50s and 60s because they're not jealous. Also, they are thrilled to get us. It's best to be the PRETTIER of two couples.
Rule 7: Never meet at a bar first (unless it's the hotel bar below the room). Transitioning from the bar to the sex place (hotel, room, etc.) breaks the mood and momentum. Go to the other couple's house, bring some wine (don't get blind drunk), sit next to the other partner and start making out. Clothes come off, sex gets had. You are not going to feel the vibe or whatever simply because you met somewhere neutral and safe first. You will just be anxious. Nervousness kills horniness. Corollary: Don't meet to "see if you feel the vibe." You won't. Get naked, kiss...you'll feel it then.
Rule 8: No selfishness. The second that one of you is bummed out, the evening is over. Stop whatever/whoever you're doing, gather your things, and leave. Arrive together, leave together, no matter what.
Rule 9: Looks don't matter. Not much, anyway. Personality does. Sure, you have to be able to work with what you end up with. But you'll have a better time with a 55-year-old with some extra weight and a serious love of fucking than an uptight 25-year-old. Honestly, if you have a narrow definition of who and what is hot, you probably won't enjoy swinging. There just aren't that many people who do this in your community. If you find yourself writing a CL post that contains specific requirements about race, age and body type ("no African-Americans, no BBWs, no offense, just our preference"), you probably want to consider a different pastime. The happiest swingers are those who are pretty much open to fucking anybody.
Rule 10: Don't waste other people's time. If you make a date, keep it. If you say you're going to swap, do it. (Unless you're going to throw up because they don't look anything like their picture, and even then you might find yourself having a good time.) Flakes are the bane of swinging. After hosting several legendary sex parties at our home, we suspended operations because we were so tired of having 5 couples RSVP for every one that showed up.
Finally:
Rule 11: If it’s not fun, don't do it! This is about fun, nothing else.
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It is sad when people you know, become people you knew...
IT is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to uniexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew.
And when you can walk right past someone that at one time in your life was a big part of your life...
And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...
And now you can barely look at them and they at you...
And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...
If you really miss someone a past love and can't seem to get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Truly Do Miss You."
Whomever you are missig will surprise you.
Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you.
And...something great will happen to you tomorrow.
