This isn't my first time, so I won't need training wheels. Similarly, this isn't some fantasy of mine because I've seen Internet porn. (Not that there's anything wrong with Internet porn, of course.) I'm comfortable with my likes, courteous and respectful of women (GG or TG, and, yes, I date both), and will most certainly have coffee, lunch, or dinner with you in public. (Unless, of course, you're wearing a "Rudy & Sarah in 2012" button.)
As far as me goes, I'm attractive, caucasian, tall with a slim, wiry build that's mostly smooth. I'm an artist and writer (i.e. not Wall Street, a lawyer, doctor, yuppie, or doorman building type), articulate and well spoken, clean and nicely groomed, a decent dresser, NS/ND, and always play safe. I'm interested in lots and lots of different things, including natural history, art and architecture, food and cooking, making things, etc. and am an excellent kisser and masseur. I'm polite, safe, sensual, sexually adventurous, and kind and considerate (both in and out of bed) of my partner; anything less would be bad manners and that's, well, rude and déclassé. (Even if it is, unfortunately, the norm for Craigslist.)
So if you're up for friendly, adult fun and frolic, conversation, intelligent conversation, mutual massage, spicy Asian food and a DVD, and you're real, honest, sexy and fun, not a Republican, and in Brooklyn, Manhattan, or the close parts of Queens, do send me a note about who you are, what your like, and what led you to answer my ad. Something longer than one sentence, please; I won't respond to those.
Oh, and for the art aficionados, the first Venus de Milo is the timeless painting by Botticelli, and the second is a re-interpretation by Joel Peter Witkin.
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