I have been kissed between the ears with human error/CL sucks the root
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Oh,my fucking God...I just got so PLAYED by Craigslist...I have to vent or else I'm going to lose my shit,okay?Let me break it down for you. I placed an ad a few months ago for someone cool,sexy,rocking and real,right?I was living in Boston,stuck in a stagnant relationship and thinking about moving to New York and I wanted to see what was out there in terms of cool-ass cats.And I got billions of responses,but one dude seemed mad cool,a musician and a fabulous Bukowski-esque poet,all rocking with his cock out and dirty and REAL....so we do the email flirty-pants thing,exchange pictures,write letters,talk on the phone,have fucking phone sex,yadda,yadda,yadda and after three months we're IN LOVE and I'm moving to New York...Craigslist happy ending,right?
Hells no! He started being just kind of shysty and sketchy (though we all know he still ran a good game cuz he thinks he's a player,apparantly)so I did something icky (And I know it,and I am horrified by my own ridiculousness,but I had to know,right)so I made up this cheesy-ass ad and posted it under the "Women Seeking" and c'mon now,you know what I'm going to say....He responded to it!!! Busted fucking loser,right?!?
Yup.In spite of the fact that he 'loves' me and I'm moving to New York he still felt the need to be out swinging his cock all over Craigslist. And what did I expect,right? But he seemed so real and cool and sincere and now I just feel so fucked over...I mean, it was a definate catalyst to get my ass to New York,and that's good,right,but still...I have been sucker-punched in the gut by Craigslist love....(which I will be writing into a Country Western ballad,soon to be played at the dive bar where you will find me face down in a shot glass,whiskey tears flowing down my face)...
And.Now I'm moving there next week and I don't know,like, anyone...so,after reading my pathetic little ad,you're probably wondering what my point is right,besides to make myself look all pathetic and played? Well,I am a cool-ass chick,dammit,and I'm going to need me some peeps to kick it with,you know?
And I am now mad single....So I figured WTF at this point,right?
I'm cute,I have big tits,I'm funny and well-read,I'm a good writer,a good friend,i give great fucking head,I'm loyal and real,I have a pierced clit for fuck's sake! I'm quite sure I can get other dudes...hopefully a dude who isn't a creepy onlive payer,someone whose into good books and cool indie/punk/rock music...just someone to hang out with so if you're down, then drop me a line and we can go and grap a drink at some cheap-ass dive bar when I get there next week....
WOE,WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......