1. The dumb bitch who steps into the car and then stands there like she's waiting for the fucking immaculate conception. Everyone trying to get out is trapped between her and the pole, and everyone trying to get in has to shove her aside. I shove her with RELISH. What a fucking clueless twat. The same goes for people who go through the turnstile, then look through there bag while still standing in the turnstile, thus blocking it for everyone.
2. Women who snap their gum.
3. Those guys who sit with their legs spread out against the poll, across several seats, with their hands in their crotch. This used to be a more racially divided thing, but now it's a universal tough guy thing. You won't be so tough when I kick that hand so far into your scrotum that you're grabbing your digestive system.
4. Anyone eating McDonalds. Fuck, that stuff smells horrible.
5. People who have unnecessarily loud conversations because they think they amuse everyone instead of annoying the shit out of them.
6. Those Japanese kids who look like they're in that magazine "Fruits" about Tokyo street fashion. I don't want to kill them, I just want to plug out the feathers, wash out the hair dye and sparkles, and give them some normal shoes.
7. Columbia students from out of town who have just moved to New York. They yell like maniacs, swing off poles, or talk loudly about how they feel like New Yorkers already! Great. New York hates you. Go away.*
*some out of towner Columbia students are fine. But I don't notice those, because they don't stick out like sore, pastel, thin-bangs-having, white-sneaker-wearing thumbs.