i was pretty hammered on friday, and took your cab home from the meatpacking district. but when i got near my apartment, i realized that i had zero cash. so i tell you that, and you bug out! you then drive me around for another 20 minutes ranting like a lunatic, until you finally stopped the cab in front of my apartment. i couldn't really speak clearly or walk straight, but I promised you that i had money in my atm, but i needed to go up to my apartment to get my atm card (which i did need to do). well, you then follow me up to my apartment thinking that i was going to stiff you - walk in my apartment, into my kitchen, unplugged my toaster - and STOLE IT! you then turned around, got on the elevator, and left with my fricking toaster.

Why did you do that? I would have paid you - I hope it short circuits and burns down your house!